This is my ness

It's a verb. It's a conjunction. A preposition. It's a philosophy. A way of life. It's your name with "ness" attached to it.

Anonymous asked: Yes there is a lot of cash in hand jobs for women, especially in Sydney. I myself met a girl who earns cash in hand jobs. She seems to really like it. As do her customers. In regards to how legal it is, well, that's a different story. It's not legal. But if there was no cash in hand jobs then who would a guy like me turn to? Personally, I pay cash for hand jobs almost every weekend. I don't have much cash, but I just love a good hand job.

hahaha I was waiting for someone to write this. Very good.

Best mates ex

So I just visited him after not seeing the guy for almost 3 weeks. Good catchup. 

I also had confirmed what I have always suspected. She had something to say about me. Before I go on any further I just wanna say that this isn’t to bash her or anything, none of this bros before hoes shit. 

I wasn’t surprised to hear this since she had something to say about everyone. Almost all of the time it is something negative and I think I wrote about this about a year ago. 

What I wanted to write here though is not about what she thought of me, but how my mate handled it. 

Fucking mad cunt. 

I would have done the same. 

He told her that he didn’t want to hear it and to never speak badly about me or his best mates again. 

FUCK THIS EAR INFECTION. IT’S A FUCKING CUNT, YOU’RE A CUNT, I’M A CUNT.

FUCK YOU, FUCK THEM, FUCK ME, FUCK EVERYONE. 

MAKE THIS PAIN GO AWAY!!! PLEASE!!!!

Hey guys, I need help with something. Only Australians can help me out here, specifically from Sydney. 

Is there a lot of cash in hand jobs for women out there? And if so, is it completely illegal or can one still get cash in hand, but they have to pay taxes?

the-absolute-funniest-posts:





-onyourknees:

the fact that he tried so hard to estimate how far he’d need to jump to make it on the couch and then not making it omfg
my heart just exploded a little

he forgot to factor in how slick the table was


the same cat, years later….


The second gif made it a little hard to breathe, omfg.

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oh fuck, that second gif is gold.

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

-onyourknees:

the fact that he tried so hard to estimate how far he’d need to jump to make it on the couch and then not making it omfg

my heart just exploded a little

he forgot to factor in how slick the table was

the same cat, years later….

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The second gif made it a little hard to breathe, omfg.

Via/Follow The Absolute Greatest Posts…ever.

oh fuck, that second gif is gold.

spiro--spero asked: your turn now. Since I cbf thinking of random numbers, 90 - 117 :)

ughh…well I asked for it. 

  • 90. Have you ever gotten back in touch with an old flame after a time of more than 3 months of no communication? Nope
  • 91. If you’re single right now, do you wish you were in a relationship? Yes, hell yes.
  • 92. Do you prefer to date various people or do you pretty much fall into monogamous relationships quickly? Neither. I monogamous relationships for me, though I don’t get into them quickly.
  • 93. What physical traits do you look for in a potential interest? Well, I don’t really look for them, but if they have it is awesome. Smooth skin and nice legs (specifically thighs)
  • 94. Name four things that you wish you had: 4x4, Nikkon D4, girlfriend and an entertainment room. 
  • 95. Are you a player?  lol
  • 96. Have you ever kissed 2 people in one day? no
  • 97. Are you a tease? Only when in a relationship. 
  • 98. Ever meet anyone you met on Tumblr? nope.
  • 99. Have you ever been deeply in love with someone? In love, yes. Deeply, no. 
  • 100. Anybody on Tumblr that you’d go on a date with? sure
  • 101. Hugs or Kisses? Y por que no los dos?
  • 102. Are you too shy to ask someone out? Nope
  • 103. The first thing you notice about the opposite sex? Going to sound gay, but a smile. 
  • 104. Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you babe? N/A
  • 105. If a sexy person was pursuing you, but you knew he/she was in relationship, would you go for it? Nope.
  • 106. Do you flirt a lot? Not unless I have an interest for someone.
  • 107. Your last kiss? You
  • 108. Have you kissed more than 5 people since the start of 2011? Nope
  • 109. Have you kissed anyone in the past month? Nope
  • 110. If you could kiss anyone who would it be? No one yet.
  • 111. Do you know who you’ll kiss next? Nope
  • 112. Does someone like you currently? Not that I am aware of.
  • 113. Do you currently have feelings for anyone? Nope.
  • 114. Do you like to be in serious relationships or just flings? Serious for now
  • 115. Ever made out with just a friend? Nope, well. It’s not like we were friends, but we weren’t in a relationship either. Like my first kiss for instance. It was just a girl who dragged me into my room (she was over my house) and started making out with me. Not friends, but not lovers either. 
  • 116. Are you happier single or in a relationship? ehhh, I prefer to be in a relationship but I wouldn’t say I would be happier in either one. 
  • 117. Your own question that you want me to answer. Just write it. uhhhh…since working at a shoe store. Have you grown to love feet? What I am really asking is…do you have a foot fetish?

okayy

  • 1: Let’s start with a tricky one; what is the real reason you are confused right now?
  • 2: Do you ever get “good morning” texts from anyone?
  • 3: If your significant other smoked pot, would you care?
  • 4: Do you find it easy to trust others?
  • 5: What were you doing at 11PM last night?
  • 6: You’re drunk and lost walking down the road; who is with you?
  • 7: What would you do if you found out you had been cheated on?
  • 8: Are you close with your dad?
  • 9: I bet you kissed someone last night, right?
  • 10: What are you listening to?
  • 11: You can only drink ONE liquid for the rest of your life - what is it?
  • 12: Do you like hickeys?
  • 13: What time do you go to bed?
  • 14: Is there someone who continuously lets you down?
  • 15: Can you text as quickly with one hand as you do both?
  • 16: Do you always answer your texts?
  • 17: Do you hate the person you fell the hardest for?
  • 18: When was the last time you talked to one of your best friends?
  • 19: Is there someone that makes you happy every time you see them?
  • 20: What was your last thought before you went to bed last night?
  • 21: Is anyone else in the room with you?
  • 22: Do you believe what goes around comes around?
  • 23: Were you happier four months ago than you are now?
  • 24: Is there someone you wish you could fix things with?
  • 25: In the past week, have you cried?
  • 26: What colour is the shirt you are wearing?
  • 27: Do people ever call you by your last name?
  • 28: Is anyone ignoring you right now?
  • 29: Do you have a best friend?
  • 30: Would it be hard seeing someone else kiss the last person you kissed?
  • 31: Who was your last call from?
  • 32: Are you mad at anyone?
  • 33: Have you ever kissed someone older than you?
  • 34: How old will the last person you kissed be on his/her next birthday?
  • 35: How many more days until your birthday?
  • 36: Do you have any summer plans yet?
  • 37: Do you have any good friends of the opposite sex?
  • 38: Are you keeping anything from your best friend(s) now?
  • 39: Do you have a secret that you’ve never told anyone?
  • 40: Have you ever regretted kissing someone?
  • 41: Do you think age matters in relationships?
  • 42: Are you available?
  • 43: How many people have you had real, strong feelings for since high school ended?
  • 44: If you had to get a piercing (not ears), what would you get?
  • 45: Do you believe exes can be friends?
  • 46: Do you regret anything?
  • 47: Honestly, what’s on your mind right now?
  • 48: Did you ever lose a best friend?
  • 49: Was your last kiss a mistake?
  • 50: Why aren’t you pursuing the person you like?
  • 51: Has the last person you kissed ever seen you cry?
  • 52: Do you still talk with the person you LAST kissed?
  • 53: What was the last thing you ate?
  • 54: Did you get any compliments today?
  • 55: Where are you going on your next vacation?
  • 56: Do you own anything from other countries?
  • 57: Are most of your friend guys or girls?
  • 58: Where have you lived most of your life?
  • 59: When was the last time you took a long drive?
  • 60: Have you ever played Spin the Bottle?
  • 61: Have you ever TPd someone’s house?
  • 62: Who do you text the most?
  • 63: What was the last movie you saw?
  • 64: What’s preventing your current boyfriend/girlfriend from going back to their ex?
  • 65: How many boyfriends/girlfriends did you have in 2010?
  • 66: Is the last person you kissed younger than you?
  • 67: Do you curse around your parents?
  • 68: Are you happy with where you live?
  • 69. Picture of yourself?
  • 70. Are you a monogamous person or do you believe in open-ended relationships?
  • 71. Have you ever been dumped?
  • 72. What do you most like about making out?
  • 73. Have you ever casually made out with someone who you weren’t seriously involved with?
  • 74. When you kiss someone for the first time, is it usually you who initiates it or the other?
  • 75. What part of a person’s body do you find most attractive?
  • 76. Who was the last person you talked to last night before you went to bed?
  • 77. Had sex with someone you knew less than an hour?
  • 78. Had sex with someone you didn’t know their name?
  • 79. What makes your heart flutter and brings a big cheesy smile to your face?
  • 80. Would you get involved with someone if they had a child already?
  • 81. Has someone who had a crush on you ever confessed to you?
  • 82. Do you tell a lot of people when you have a crush?
  • 83. Do you miss your last sweetie?
  • 84. Last time you slow danced with someone?
  • 85. Have you ever ‘dated’ someone you’ve never met?
  • 86. How can I win your heart?
  • 87. What is your astrological sign?
  • 88. What were you doing last night at 12 AM?
  • 89. Do you cook?
  • 90. Have you ever gotten back in touch with an old flame after a time of more than 3 months of no communication?
  • 91. If you’re single right now, do you wish you were in a relationship?
  • 92. Do you prefer to date various people or do you pretty much fall into monogamous relationships quickly?
  • 93. What physical traits do you look for in a potential interest?
  • 94. Name four things that you wish you had:
  • 95. Are you a player?
  • 96. Have you ever kissed 2 people in one day?
  • 97. Are you a tease?
  • 98. Ever meet anyone you met on Tumblr?
  • 99. Have you ever been deeply in love with someone?
  • 100. Anybody on Tumblr that you’d go on a date with?
  • 101. Hugs or Kisses?
  • 102. Are you too shy to ask someone out?
  • 103. The first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
  • 104. Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you babe?
  • 105. If a sexy person was pursuing you, but you knew he/she was in relationship, would you go for it?
  • 106. Do you flirt a lot?
  • 107. Your last kiss?
  • 108. Have you kissed more than 5 people since the start of 2011?
  • 109. Have you kissed anyone in the past month?
  • 110. If you could kiss anyone who would it be?
  • 111. Do you know who you’ll kiss next?
  • 112. Does someone like you currently?
  • 113. Do you currently have feelings for anyone?
  • 114. Do you like to be in serious relationships or just flings?
  • 115. Ever made out with just a friend?
  • 116. Are you happier single or in a relationship?
  • 117. Your own question that you want me to answer. Just write it.